AXE the Exes

1. I Dumped Your Ass, Now Go Away

2. Eleventeen Reasons You Aren't Good Enough

You stink, 
You reek, 
You sweat all over me, 

You're dumb, 
You're stupid, 
You failed the GED, 

You lie, 
You scam,
You like to drink pee, 

You cheat, 
You steal, 
You're just a DeeDeeDee, 

You can't fuck, 
You can't suck, 
You're not worth my pity, 

You're a joke, 
You should choke, 
You're not good enough for me!!!

3. Psycho Slugs Are Good With Salt

fuckin slug,
i know you
you're the ex
no one likes slugs
fuckin slug
eat some salt
you're the ex
they're slimy
fuckin slug
disappear
you're the ex
they're creepy
there's a reason
there's a fuckin good reason
you're the ex

4. I Had A Dream, But I Killed It

I had a dream that you died
That your scanky ass was fried
I know you fuckin lied
THAT'S WHY I KILLED YOU BITCH!
Now in my dream you're dead
And I cut off that nappy head
My hands the most awesome red
EVERY NIGHT I KILL YOU BITCH!

5. Shy Is Another Word For Mentally Retarded

6. Axe The Exes

7. Lies

8. EQ2 Players Are Clinically Dead

Losers, Gamers, Masturbaters
They can't get off that stupid shit
Shake that ass, flash some tit
They won't get off that stupid shit
Check that lamer for a pulse
Ah shit, the motherfucker's dead

9. I Should Have Suffocated You With A Pillow In Your Sleep When I Had The Chance

10. Quit Asking For Your Shit Back, I Burned It All

11. People Like You Are Why Restraining Orders Were Invented

12. You Gave Me Geopelepsis That's Why You're My Ex

13. After Our Last Night Together I Decided That I'm Gay

14. I Only Dated You Because There Was Nothing Good On TV

15. You're History Like The Holocaust, It Was Fun While It Lasted Now Get Over It

16. You Just Need To Die Now

17. Lust Is Just Slut Spelled Backwards (Bonus Track)

Welcome to the show, 
the show that never ends
we're old friends
can you say obsessed?
NO stalkers please
my ex is enough
he was fucking around 
she plays WoW
the ex from hell
i puked on him
things can only get better
What day is it again?

18. The Only Good Ex Is An AXED Ex (Bonus Track)